Choices

When I first moved the Land of the Free I had to answer a lot of questions. See there's this visa form, where they try to trick you. The most cunning question is: "Do you plan to overthrow the government of the United States by force?"

Understand this is one of those small forms. There were boxes to check.

A checked box did not offer the option: "I approve of this sentiment."

It didn't offer: "Damn skippy!"

It gave me:

YES

or

NO.

I checked "NO."

My plan has always been to accomplish the task with flowers.